Welcome to the website of the most well-meaning religious rejects in town!
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God's 17 is a community of well-meaning religious rejects. The group's founders - Brother Aaron and Sister Tammy, keep the community running as best they can. They struggle with power blackouts, tax audits, rival cults challenging them and losing members. They believe that everything is a positive omen from God, even lightning strikes, building fires and sink holes - believing in something makes it a fact.
There’s trouble in the Holy water! God’s 17 keep society’s unmentionables clean, via their side hustle The Lordromat. Speaking of unmentionable, Sister Tammy acts on the God’s 17’s value of polygamy (established by Brother Aaron, so he could schtup Sister Mary!), and she gets engaged to Brother Steve (spoiler: she’s already married to Brother Aaron). Brother Aaron's plans literally and figuratively blow up in his face.
Sister Mary has had enough of this cult, uh, community, and decides to defect to the Jewslims. God’s 17 must consist of 8 men and 9 women (as it has been ordained, duh), so the search is on for another woman to take Mary’s place.
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Don’t you hate it when the Tax Office says your place of worship can’t be a lawn? God’s 17 are in search of a Murch (a progressive/confusing portmanteau of Mosque and Church), after their last three were destroyed by lightening strikes, building fires, and sink holes (who says there’s no God!).
Top Three Ways To Prove You’re Not A Cult (Step 2 Will Astound You!): Step 1: Don't Get Interviewed by Shock Jock. Step 2: Definitely Don’t Say The Word Cult. Step 3: 100% Don’t Get Blindsided By A Jewslim (Jews meet Muslims - remember that super cool portmanteau thing we started in Episode 1?), who can totally prove you’re a cult.
God’s 17 are newly minted LGBTQI allies, and have welcomed Sister Alex into their cult, uh, community. Sister Alex is excited to complete her transition to the women she was born to be, and the community see her off in all their flannelette finery!
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